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Oh, movie theaters. We miss your stale buttered popcorn and soda scent. Yes, theaters are open again, but they’re just kind of weird now, like seeing an old lover hanging out with a less attractive version of yourself. So what if we stroll down money-makin’-movies-lane and compare ourselves …

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Can you smell it? Love—and the coronavirus—is in the air. One definitely feels better than the other, but these days it’s hard to spark a flame with your next ex from six feet away. No need to fear, though—we’re here to help you in your socially distanced courting efforts this upcoming Valen…

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Picture me this: You wake up on a regular Tuesday morning, checking your phone to turn off the alarm. Then you see the date. March 13, 2020, and the first COVID-19 case has just been confirmed in Montana. In this especially masochistic “Groundhog Day” situation, are you more of a Phil or a Rita?

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Woweee! The 2021 Presidential Inauguration brought out some fire outfits. From Michelle Obama showing why she rules the world, to Sen. Bernie Sanders’ cozy and current get-up, all of the fashion senses were tingling. So buckle up, bust out the monochrome and find out your fashion spirit anim…

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Oh, the 2000s. Many a music career was launched in this decadent era. But many also crashed and burned-hard. Bust out your iPod Shuffles and get ready for a trip down memory lane, because who doesn’t love being compared to a poorly written song.AQUARIUS (JAN. 20–FEB. 18): You’re quite the hu…

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We’re back at it again peeps! It may be a new year, but ain’t nothing new with people and their relation to the star signs. And guess what, UM hasn’t changed much either. Yeah we got a cool ice rink now, but we all still live on Zoom and drink White Claws at 9 a.m. during syllabus week. So l…

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As we finish the year in a desperate crawl, we can all rest easy knowing Thanksgiving is waiting for us around the corner. What better way to celebrate the best family holiday than with the most iconic family of 2020? While your household is hopefully less dramatic than our beloved Roses, le…

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Fetishes are nothing to be ashamed of, but after watching hours upon hours of PornHub in quarantine, aren’t you ready for something spicier?Never fear. There’s plenty of kinks to be found in your favorite fairy tales, and NSFK’s going to find the best one for you.

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As Scorpio season continues flying by in all its impassioned glory, the frantic intensity of our resident desert-dwelling sign continues to influence us all. And now that the election pandemonium has finally quieted, we may be left wondering where to direct this excess energy...

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In honor of the return of “The Mandalorian” (but really it’s all about that adorable green nugget, the Child), we’re gonna dole out astrological love with a “Star Wars” twist. Whether you are the tauntaun that rides into battle or the tauntaun that Han Solo stuffs an unconscious Luke Skywalk…

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