Welcome to the voting issue of the Kaimin! If you came right to the horoscope, we’re guessing that election news maybe isn’t your thing? But even the stars (and we know a thing or two about the stars) are in agreement on this: It has never been more important to vote! So do it! Here’s how you’ll be doing it on (or before) Nov. 3.
LIBRA (SEP. 23-OCT. 22)
Voting (and posting an Instagram boomerang of your sticker while giving a thumbs-up with freshly manicured nails).
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Voting (and getting stuck in a 30-minute conversation with your mom after you called to remind her to send your ballot from home. Maybe you should call home more often, Scorpio)
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 22)
Voting (after surviving a mini-heart attack and spilling coffee and/or pasta sauce on your ballot).
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23-JAN. 19)
Voting (and pestering your roommates every day until they go drop off their ballots, too).
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Voting (and judging Libras and Leos for posting Insta stories of their I VOTED sticker).
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Voting (after getting cut off in line at the drive-in ballot drop-off and feeling so flustered that you drop your ballot in that little crack between the center console and the driver’s seat. You know, the crack of doom into which your phone fell last week?)
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
Voting (after cutting someone off in line at the ballot drop off and being annoyed because it was YOUR TURN and they weren’t paying attention).
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Voting (complete with a five-step plan that includes the coffee place you’ll stop by afterward).
GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20):
Voting (and hoping you run into your cute next-door neighbor at the mailboxes of the apartment complex. You have a whole conversation planned, complete with a contingency flowchart, just in case).
CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
Voting (while judging that family-stick-figure bumper sticker on the car in line in front of you. You’re also judging Libras and Leos for their social media, let’s be clear. The theme of this is judgment).
LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Voting (and just maybeeee selling yourself to groups asking for sponsored #ads on Instagram to promote voter awareness. Hey, you worked hard to gain a following on Insta, right? Why shouldn’t you reap some benefits?).
VIRGO (AUG 23-SEP. 22)
Voting (but in ~ pastel pink ~).
Is it written in the stars? Or, rather, WAS it? Here are the last few horoscopes: