SCORPIO (OCT. 23 - NOV. 21): Zombie

There’s no stopping a Scorpio on a mission. This single-minded sign throws 100% into every aspect of life… and death. A Scorpio is as relentless as an undead ghoul craving just one thing: brains. Take a breather, Scorpio. No need to run yourself ragged.  


SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22 - DEC. 21): Vampire

The philosopher in you is strong this week, Sagittarius. Vampires are the thinking man’s monsters, complex creatures with heavy hearts. Sags, search deep within for answers to your most burning questions.


CAPRICORN (DEC. 22 - JAN. 19): Mummy

Mummies are the pinnacle of the patient monster, waiting thousands of years for some hapless archaeologist to stumble across their ancient tombs. A Capricorn can appreciate that. Good things come to those who wait, Cap. Don’t make any big decisions for now. 


AQUARIUS (JAN. 20 - FEB. 18): Jack-o’-Lantern

More friendly than frightening, Aquarius would rather hand out candy to trick-or-treaters than pull a scary prank. Put your charm to good use and do a good deed or two for someone down on their luck. 


PISCES (FEB. 19 - MARCH 20): Frankenstein’s monster

You’re compassionate. You’re idealistic. You’re misunderstood. Pisces, just like Mary Shelley’s iconic character, you just want to be loved. Lucky for you, this is your moment. Be bold and ask your crush out. You might be surprised at the response.


ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 19): Poltergeist

This specter subcategory is noisy, brash and impulsive. Sound familiar, Aries? You’re a trickster at heart and always know the power of a good prank. Halloween is your time. Remember to be kind, Aries. No one likes a mean-spirited, uh, spirit. 


TAURUS (APRIL 20 - MAY 20): Demon

We love your persistence, Taurus, we really do. But sometimes you have a tendency to be a bit possessive. Loosen up a little or risk damaging some relationships. The last thing you want is a good ol’-fashioned exorcism.


GEMINI (MAY 21 - JUNE 20): Werewolf

The werewolf’s dual nature is a natural fit for the twin sign. Human by day, beast by the light of the full moon; a Gemini always keeps you on your toes. Beware, Gemini. We know you love a wild Halloween party, but try to maintain at least a semblance of polite behavior at your next shindig.


CANCER (JUNE 21 - JULY 22): Witch

Let your creativity flow, Cancer. Whether you’re whipping up some potions or casting new spells, don’t be afraid to look outside the box. You’re all about finding intriguing solutions to tough problems this week.


LEO (JULY 23 - AUG. 22): Skeleton

Make no bones about it, Leos don’t have time for games. You’re straightforward and unfussy. So trust your instincts and stay away from complicated matters of the heart. It’s not like skeletons have hearts, anyway.


VIRGO (AUG. 23 - SEPT. 22): ghost

Ghosts are arguably the oldest monsters around, which suits your conservative nature just fine, Virgo. “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” has worked out well for you this month, but don’t fall into a rut. There’s a whole world out there for you to haunt. 


LIBRA (SEPT. 23 - OCT. 22): creature from the black lagoon

It’s all about romance, Libra. OK, so you’re a little wet behind the ears, out of practice in the game of love. It’s a good thing you’re like the amphibious creature comfortable in watery situations. Go take a dip in the Grizzly Pool; you never know who you might find there.