Iran says no to nuke investigators, Google getting into eyewear and how to forget a memory forever.

Assault Alert — On Friday, the University of Montana sent out an email to students and faculty alerting them to a "possible threat to the community." The school said it had been alerted to two cases of sexual violence that occurred on or near campus on Feb.

As a middle-aged woman sits down in the lobby of the Missoula Food Bank with her son and neighbor, she picks up a clipboard and fills out the familiar questionnaire. On the line provided for her reasons for using the food bank, she writes, "Unemployed.

Short Snooze Feb. 13 — Public Safety Sgt. Rich Zitzka said police removed a sleeping transient from the music building. He left without incident and he was not cited. Swiped Smokes Feb. 14 — A suspicious person was re- ported at the parking garage outside the Mansfield Library after he asked a woman for a smoke, then took the whole pack.

President Royce Engstrom announced Tuesday that the Foresters' Ball must make serious changes if it is to continue at the University of Montana. In a letter to College of Forestry Dean James Burchfield, Engstrom wrote that despite the benefits the Ball provides, like leadership opportunities, the purpose of the event is being overshadowed by inappropriate behavior.

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Big Ups to Whitney Houston for making it to the Grammys after all these years! Too soon? Backhands to Cupid for once again missing his mark and making people fall in love with spending money on each other instead of simple romantic gestures. Damn you Roman cherub! Big Ups to Montana's Attorney General Steve Bullock for asking the Supreme Court to maintain Montana's century-old campaign finance law.