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Big Ups and Backhands: Jan. 23-27

Published: Thursday, January 26, 2012

Updated: Friday, February 3, 2012 01:02

Big Ups to the Griz football team. Even though you couldn't get the national title, you still made national headlines. Go Griz!

Backhands to South Carolina for backing Newt Gingrich in its primary. If it took him three marriages to "find his morality," think how long it will take him to find his appropriate BMI!

Big Ups to Obama's State of the Union Address. Instead of a "You lie!" getting shouted, this time I swear someone yelled "Belee' Dat!"

Backhands to La Nina for getting hormonal all over the valley last week. Apparently "that time of the month" was building up for a few months.

Big Ups to Newt Gingrich for wanting to go to the moon. We want you to go there, too, buddy!

Redundant Backhands to the snow. Yeah, we should expect it, which is why it shouldn't be so quickly turning to SLUSH.

Big ups to #frosting. Finally, Missoula has a meme of her own, besides #patchouli, #Birkenstocks, #wherethehellismissoula

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